Michael Malone
General George S. Patton
Osama Bin Nielsen / Grandpa
Angel of Death
Aziz
Mohammed
Josh
President George Washington
Todd Grosslight
Judge Clarence Henderson
George Mulrooney
Himself
Rastus Malone
Slave
Lab Technician
Ahmed
Neville Chamberlain
Lab Tech 2
Celebrity 1
Paris Hilton
Simon Rex
Woman at Awards Party
Airport Security Guard 1
Hottie
Lily
It's That Michael Malone!
Rehearsal Actress
Political Aide
I Gave up an Ass Lift for This?
Entertainment Tonight Host
Heather
Jane Wagstaffe
Molly Duncan
Reporter 1
Airport Passenger 1
Reporter 2
Tiny Tina/Jenna
Voice of Reason
Parent
Columbia Student '1968'
Rehearsal Actor
Professor
Look Out! It's Those Christians!
Young Michael Malone
Wounded Soldier
John F. Kennedy
He's Much Fatter in Person.
Celebrity 2
Mussolini
Policeman 2
Hippie 2
'Marines!' / Sassy Sailor
Hitler
You're a Disgrace Protest Yeller
Nun on Bus
Lab Tech 1
Boy Scout
Thought You Hated Country Music!
Airport Passenger 2
Marty
Terrorist 2
Silvano
Accordion Player
Mose Malone
"Sailors!"
Timmy / Atticus
Subway Terrorist
Village Voter
Parent
Parent
Parent
Parent
Professor
Professor
Professor
Professor
Professor
Plantation Singer
Columbia Student '1968'
Columbia Student '1968'
Self
6.072
/1995
6.2
/2006
5.645
/2010
5.862
/1990
6.068
/2007
7.8
/1989
5.501
/1987
6.9
/1992
7.4
/1929
7.38
/1988
6.26
/1988
6.6
/1986
7.8
/1968
6.232
/1989
7.584
/1958
6.431
/1992
7.336
/2020
7.1
/2004
7.109
/2005
7.479
/1971
5.3
/2017
7.801
/1975
5.2
/1968
7.748
/2001
7.296
/1980
7.414
/1981
6.563
/1997
5.992
/2002
6.4
/2016
7.665
/1985
6.4
/1996
8.317
/1985
6.692
/1982
7.06
/1999
6.833
/1987
